Yikes, so new

Alrighty so I'm very new to LJ. Will address that properly later... For now, if you're wondering who this random lass is:

I'm most active on tumblr

here I am on AO3

And here I am on FFN

(And since you're likely a Drarry fan, I'll make it easier for you)

Longer Fics (above 10k words)

Incongruent (My HD Erised 2015 fic)

~40k words

The war has left its mark on everyone. The Ministry, as usual, is only too happy to take advantage. But Harry won't let them destroy his home, no matter what he has to do to stop them. And no matter if a certain Draco Malfoy insists on getting him off track.


~55k words

In the months after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort's true goal for the Deathly Hallows.

Dark Wizards, Dark Wizards Everywhere

~45k words

Seven years after the war, Harry Potter is feeling disillusioned with life. Partnered with Draco Malfoy, it is their job as elite Aurors to defeat dark and powerful witches and wizards. But what if there aren't any? What if all there is to life is a well filed tax return? ...Or what if they're wrong?

White Sheets in the Morning Sun

~12k words

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years when he suddenly appears on stage in Hogsmeade's newest cafe. Harry is mesmerised, wanting to know where and how the boy who made all the wrong choices learned to sing like that, and for the first time, he feels something more than the vague fog of nothingness.

Fics under 10k

Who I Really Am

~8k words

Draco seems to have changed since the war, and is insisting on making amends for his actions. But he's still a Malfoy, for heaven's sake... And, it would seem, a Malfoy with a certain kink... (Parselsmut)

Games Night

~6.5k words

Harry has no idea why Hermione decided that an inter-house Games Night would be a good idea, but he’s here now, and he intends to beat Malfoy, no matter what game he chooses. But, who would have thought muggle games could be full of so much... tension?

New Spells

~4k words

You'd think that Harry would have learned to stop trying out unknown spells on Malfoy.

And you'd think that Harry would have realised, quite quickly, that any spell that leads to Malfoy moaning like THAT would be a good spell to avoid. Forever.

And you'd think he'd stop doing it to Malfoy in public, before people start to think he's some kind of pervert, for Merlin's sake.

To be honest, Harry isn't certain he's been thinking properly at all.
(Dubious Consent)

It Goes Like This

~3k words

I've seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Praise Me

~5k words

Why is Malfoy getting all strange and flustered? All Harry did was praise him... (Praise Kink)

King of the Jungle

~6k words

Tarzan Drarry AU. Backed by Millicent Bullstrode, Draco Malfoy leads an expedition in search of the fabled white ape - "colloquial term, of course, since it's not a blasted ape, Millicent, it's a- Never mind; I'll behave". But before he can find it, he is swept off the ground by a mysterious stranger.

What I'm Missing

~5.5k words

This started as a tumblr post in response to this ask: "can you do a drarry one shot during eighth year where draco walks around like he's really big and bad but he's really lonely because everyone's scared of him and he hates himself for what he did and he lets harry in after a while and just angst?

There are other Drarry ficlets on tumblr, but I haven't collected them into anything on AO3 yet... One day...